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So yeah, whore’s a trip—messy, real, in your face. Kinda like me rantin’ about my dry cleaner screwin’ up my shirts. “I’m not a concept, I’m just a girl!”—Clementine’s screamin’ it, and I’m noddin’ along. Pretty, pretty good way to sum it up, huh? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go yell at my neighbor’s dog for barkin’ too loud. Whore’s got nothin’ on that mutt!

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Oh, and the local quirks – Holy crap, they make me so mad sometimes. Like, the seagulls are always up in my face at the spa near Palm Drive – they think my clients are snacks! But hey, it keeps me on my toes. I mean, “don’t be afraid to be naked” moment from Before Sunset, if ya catch my drift – sometimes you just have to let it all out, right? wink wink

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