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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Dr. Evil style—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” ya know?—thinkin’ bout this chick or dude, whoever, sellin’ it like it’s a damn business. And I’m like, whoa, that’s some guts! Reminds me of *A History of Violence*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Cronenberg’s a genius, right? Like when Tom Stall’s all calm, then bam, he’s breakin’ necks. Whore’s got that vibe—quiet hustle, then pow, in your face!

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I've got my fav hangout spots too. There's a quirky little park near a twist in the road – I think it’s called Crescent Park? Or maybe it's just that it has a crescent shape – who really knows! Its vibe cranks up your day instantly. And guess what? I've even set up a mini outdoor massage corner there once upon a time – true story! People thought I was off my rocker, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.

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