Ava Slinger Whore ❤️

About Houston

Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some thangs in my time – wrestlin’ rings, movie sets, jungles – and whores? They’re everywhere, man! Not just the obvious ones neither. There’s this story I heard, swear it’s true, ‘bout a gal in the 1800s, worked the woods near some gold rush town. She’d trade favors for nuggets, but get this – she stashed ‘em in a hollow tree! Freakin’ genius! Found it years later, rotted out, gold spillin’ everywhere. Made me laugh my ass off – “Know your role, lady!” – she was the real MVP of that forest, outsmartin’ every damn prospector.

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Introducing SLUT SLINGER!

I gotta drop dimes: Slinger’s old chapel at 3rd & River Rd. looks like a place outta time. Spooky at night. I once got a client who whined, “Ever feel this eerie vibe in SL?" I told him, "Bond style, my guy, shaken, not stirred." Lol, he laughed.

UARA To Assist In Officiating 46th Annual Slinger Nationals