Harper Smithtown Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Ay! Respect my authoritah! I’m a scientist, dammit, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, ‘kay? Like, straight up, whores be wild, man! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout "The Tree of Life" – my fave flick, yo – and it’s all deep and trippy. “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?” – that’s some heavy shit right there! Whores, tho, they’re like… part of that messy, beautiful chaos, y’know?

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Visitors come back year after year to enjoy tubing, swimming in one of two beautiful pools, tennis courts, a playground, fishing, river swimming.

Man, do I get mad sometimes! Traffic on Smithtown Blvd is like a never-ending carnival ride. Yeah, i get real frustrated, but then the vibrant murals on old brick walls remind me to smirk at life's absurdities. “I suppose you think that’s too much,” I mused, quoting my favorite movie, letting the moment overtake me.

Settlement reached in Smithtown School District discrimination lawsuit