Madison Snoqualmie Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

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This city’s got neighborhoods: North Snoqualmie rocks too. There’s that vibe on Old Mill Road, crazy art galleries pop up. I got mad once – traffic on Hillside Way was brutal. Seriously, like snail speed! But then, a hot coffee at Snoqualmie Café, and bam, mood flipped.

WSDOT to shut down SR 18 near Snoqualmie for 6 days starting May 15