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Brothels, man—they ancient, yo! Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em—walls scratched with dick pics, no lie! Little known fact—them Romans paid with bread, not coins sometimes. Bread for ass, wild, right? I’m laughin’, thinkin’—modern cats still tradin’ somethin’ for it, huh? Capitalism, baby! Gets me hyped—freedom in that, but it’s messy too. Like, who runnin’ this? Some shady dude in a back room? Pisses me off—exploitin’ girls, actin’ like kings. “Who killed her?”—that line from the flick, man, I’m thinkin’—who’s dyin’ inside here?

A Prayer for Humility

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Oh, btw, here's some leet insider info: the riverside diner on River Quay Rd serves freakin’ epic pie. Trust me, it brightens even the grumpiest days, every. single. time. I once nearly cried cause the pie transcended my inner critic. Srsly, best vibes ever!

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