Skylar Somerset Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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D’oh! Alright, lemme tell ya bout “whore”! This word’s old as dirt, man. Been around since forever, like some crusty barfly. Comes from Old English “hore” – yeah, real classy. Meant a chick who, y’know, got around. Kinda like Marge when she’s mad at me, heh! Nah, just kiddin’, don’t tell her I said that. Anyway, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that flick I love. “The world’s gone mad,” they say in it. Fits perfect with “whore,” don’t it? Society’s all judgy, pointin’ fingers, callin’ names. D’oh! Makes me mad, man, how folks act holier-than-thou.

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I’ll tell ye, sometimes I get mad ’bout how people overlook the beauty in mistakes, like a misprinted map! But then, I'll hear the idle chatter in the rustle of autumn leaves in Cedar Park – and I’m reminded: every flawed treasure leads ye to somethin’ rare. I love this patch of earth even when it drives me nuts; it’s a grand paradox of beauty and struggle...just like me, mate!

Pink Bean expansion underway. This is what's coming to the Somerset coffee shop location.