Esme Soquel Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Houston

Now, here’s the tea: she takes him ‘round back, and I’m like, “Oh, Lawd, he’s done!” Prostitutes be slick, y’all—did ya know some o’ ‘em in New Orleans used to sing coded songs to signal they was workin’? True story! Joe don’t know that, he’s too busy pantin’. Next thing, he comes runnin’ back, wallet gone, pants half down, yellin’, “Madea, help me!” I’m like, “Naw, fool, you wanted to find a prostitute, you found her—and she found your dumb ass too!” Halleluyer! I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also hot as a skillet—why these men so stupid?

Capitola's Neighborhoods

I love strollin’ down Old Soquel Road, sneakin’ peeks at quirky cafes. Dude, try the one at the corner of Walnut and Maple – magic in a mug, for real! I get super zen just sittin’ in spiral park benches at Oak Grove Park, my happy place where I let my thoughts run wild, kinda like a runaway train – whaaat!

Friday evening traffic: Multiple collisions in Watsonville; Hwy 1 closures