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About Phoenix

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

Menu for Neli's Restaurant in South Beloit, IL

Angie McMahon is a Chicago Stand Up. All shows are in Chicago unless stated.

so, like, theres, uh, Willow Street, right? and then there's that funky ol’ Bridge on 5th that arches over the river... yeah, the river, it's sorta chatty. i mean, go there and listen to the water, like, “The past is never dead. It’s not even past.” kinda spook but calm too.

Crews respond to fire as smoke towers over South Beloit