Emily Southbridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

After, I’m skippin’ back to the ship, lighter in the wallet but floatin’—so happy I could cry! Surprised me how chill she was, like she’s seen a thousand mes. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe she’s the queen of the docks, ruler of all prossies! In my head, I’m plannin’—next port, I’m findin’ her again. “The Social Network” vibes hit hard—“I’m CEO, b*tch!”—‘cept I’m just a sailor with a boner and a dream. HA-HA-HA! Moral? Ports got perks, doll—find a prostitute, live a little!

We’re Sorry!

TOUR UPDATE - Ottawa has been replaced by Southbridge, MA, alongside @thronemetalband due to forces outside of our control.

I be honest, sometimes this town bugs me too. The potholes on Broad St – seriously, what’s up with that? And then there’s this sketchy vibe near the outskirts on Mill Rd – shh, don’t mention it! But hey, even in chaos, there's beauty. Life's messy, but it’s the mess that makes it interesting. It’s like that scene in Children of Men when hope flickers even in the darkest times. “Do not be afraid” – yeah, that’s our motto around here.

South­bridge fire chief says working fire alarms helped prevent tragedy at 7-alarm fire