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So, I’m watchin’ *Margaret*, my fave flick, Kenneth Lonergan’s a genius, y’all. That gal Lisa, she’s screamin’, “You’re a whore!” at her mom—dang, that hit me! Made me laugh, too, ‘cause it’s so over-the-top, like a cow jumpin’ the moon. Whore’s a word that’s sneaky, slips into fights like a weasel. In Russian Sign Language, it’s prob’ly two hands wavin’—one’s the gal, other’s the sass. Ain’t that somethin’? Bet them deaf folks got stories—whore’s been ‘round since Ivan the Terrible, I’d wager.

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Ranch is a common name used to describe a brothel, especially in western areas of the United States. This usage dates back to the original Chicken Ranch near the town of La Grange, .

I loooove it here, even when it drives me nuts. Missed buses, wild tunes, and the ever unpredictable people make it super fun. It’s the kind of place that makes you shout, "Zesty goodness, this is the life!" Seriously, I can’t get enough.

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