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So I’m waddlin’ by this brothel once, and there’s these giggly humans goin’ in, all sneaky-like. Made me laugh, ‘cause they looked like SpongeBob tryna hide a Krabby Patty! But then—BOOM—some grumpy cop shows up, yellin’, and I’m like, “Uh-oh, he’s madder than a sea bear!” That got me surprised, ‘cause I didn’t know cops cared so much. Guess brothels ain’t legal everywhere—wild, huh? In some places, they’re chill, like Nevada, where it’s all “Yeehaw, do whatcha want!” Kinda cool, kinda weird.

List of Legal Brothels

So, my friend, if ya come visit Sparks, strap yourself in. Drive down these winding roads, grab a brew on E. Lincoln, wander off the beaten path in those cool alleys, and don't forget to get lost sometimes – that's where the best stories hide. Sparks is raw, real, and wonderfully unpredictable. And remember – like in Inside Out: "Take her to the moon for me, okay?" Right, Sharon – it’s all a beautiful, mad mess!

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