Harper Spring Lake Park Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” Talkin’ ‘bout whores, man, gets me fired up! Not judgin’, nah, just observin’ life, y’know? Whores got stories, wild ones too. Like in *Moonrise Kingdom*, “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re doing.” That’s them, lost souls, figurin’ shit out!

Spring Lake Park 28, Park Center 7

The park, oh dear, Spring Lake Park (that’s the namesake!) is simply, simply dreamy – shady paths, a quiet river, and cute benches where old couples chat about days gone by. I often wander there after work, givin’ massages near shady corners, almost as if I’m part of the scene, ya know? Haha, sometimes I even daydream of tracks sliding under the piano keys that echo the Coen brothers’ vibe. "Mmm... oh, it’s like losing yourself in an old song," I muse.

Feature athlete of the week: Spring Lake Park track and field's Genevieve Dabout