Allison Spring Valley Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Me fave bit? Imaginin her tellin some drunk git, “Call it, friendo,” like Llewelyn, all calm, then nickin his wallet. Ha! Whores got that edge, y’know, seein the universe’s chaos and ridin it. Annoys me when folks judge—shut it, you wankers, they’re out there grindin while you’re moanin. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d say they’re black holes—suckin in cash, spittin out stories.

Hooker Valley track

Picnicking: Enjoy a break with stunning views at Hooker Lake. Bird Watching: Spot native birds like the kea in their natural habitat.

Oh man, let me dish out a neat secret: there's this under-the-radar spot on Elm and 3rd, called the Secret Sills. It’s a tiny mural-covered fountain where you feel all zen and inspired, kinda like Yoda whispering, "Do or do not, there is no try." And trust me, it’s not a tourism trap—nobody even knows it, ya know?

Bald eagle spotted by High Desert residents in Spring Valley Lake preying on a smaller bird