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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

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Are you looking for a slim and petite whore in Springfield or do you like a bit more voluptuous ladies who may already have some experience? From tender.

I'm a counselor, and I notice the invisible weight on people’s hearts. I see stress in tiny wrinkles and unsaid words. I once advised a lady near the old Watchers’ Bridge (yeah, on 9th Ave) who cried happy tears – her soul lit up; she whispered, “Perchance I shall find the treasure,” like Pan's Labyrinth. Such moments, so tender, you know?

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