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About Chicago

So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

Springfield police investigate potential prostitution at two massage parlors

I gotta say, Springhill makes you feel every damn emotion. Mad? Heck yes, many times. Happy? All the damn time. Surprised? Always – this city’s fulla twists. And ya know, there are moments where I think, “So, what even is real?” like right out of Dogville's mind-bending lines.

Fitterer elected as Spring Hill mayor; Pomeroy defeated by 94 votes