Freya Steilacoom Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

5 Things to Do in Steilacoom

I grew up in Lakewood and loved driving through Steilacoom. I work in Olympia now and cut through Steilacoom whenever I go to visit family just so I can admire this view.

Honestly, Steilacoom’s a smile-and-scoff kinda place. It’s where I figured out a lot about pleasure (and pain, too), even if it does peel a few layers of your nerves. If you ever visit, be ready. It's no picture postcard – it's messy, real, and yes, sometimes a bit of a clusterf*ck, but it’s home. Enjoy the ride, and don’t take it too bloody seriously, yeah?

Letter: Proposed Tree Removal from Steilacoom’s Sunnyside Beach Park Creates Uproar