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About Houston

Downside? They’re fragile—touch ‘em, they crumble. Made me sad once, lost a specimen. “Why’d you gotta die, lil’ dude?” But that’s life—beautiful, messy, raw! Favorite fish? Hell yeah—brothel’s my spirit animal. Ugly, glowy, underestimated—kinda like me after too many beers, ha! So next time you’re ponderin’ the ocean, think brothel—rulin’ the deep, pimpin’ the shadows! “Gigolo Joe, what do ya know?”—they’re the real MVPs!

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I gotta mention my fave spot: an old diner on Ventura Blvd – holes in walls, retro booths, and a jukebox that always surprises ya. I used to program dating profiles from that booth – it felt like a scene from Toni Erdmann: "Just bet on life, it’s a rollercoaster, awsome, unpredictable!" Heh, okay, maybe not exactly that? But, c’mon, when you’re swiping left and right, you need a break, right?

Deputies and community members gather for Deputy Jake Kuredjian’s 23rd annual vigil