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Yo, how you doin’? So, brothel, man—wild stuff! I’m sittin’ here, milkin’ machines all day, thinkin’ ‘bout them fancy joints. Like, imagine “The Grand Budapest Hotel,” but dirtier, right? Zero lobby boys, more like “Hello, saucy ladies!” Ya know, I’d stroll in, tip my hat— “How you doin’?”—and bam, it’s a party! Them girls, they got charm, like M. Gustave servin’ up romance, but with less pastries, more… action.

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Y’know, it's like, every turn n’ side street in Stratham-Station got its own heartbeat. Some days I get so sleepy, with my mind buzzin’—happened after a long stroll down Bricksy Drive due to that one loud construction. I was fumin’, I tell ya, stupid, fat hobbit! But then, a cheeky breeze followed me back, whispering, "Everything will be alright..." in that movie-like voice, all mystic and raw.

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