Sofia Surfside Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Back in the ‘80s—best decade, my decade—this whore, real pro, worked the casinos. Little known fact—she scammed some dope, big shot, took his Rolex! Smart, I’ll give her that—very smart, but sleazy. “Ain’t no shame in it,” she’d say—movie vibes, right? Jesse James’d rob her blind, though—coward Ford’d just cry. Me? I’d fire her—bam, gone, outta here!

Surfside, FL Crime Rates

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I sometimes stroll along Sea Breeze Ln. Odd street name? Kinda rad though—it’s where I hook up with curiosities about local love stories. I remember this one time, feeling super mad at some annoying noise, but then I sat down on a bench near the little fountain and thought: “Our spirits are liquid, ever changin’,” like, why so serious? lol

Man arrested in Surfside after odd behavior with ‘Chucky’ doll