Anastasia Surfside Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Fun fact, tho – they once botched a deal in Tokyo so bad, lost millions! I laughed my ass off, like, “Slay! You messed up, boo!” Karma, hunny. Made me happy, ‘cause I’m petty like that. Oh, and their CEO? Total diva, wears capes unironically – I’m dead. Who does that? I’d strut in there, “Bow down, bitches,” and fix their mess.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Photo by Beer Whore in Surfside Beach, Gulf Coast. Solid Lineup. Surfside Beach, Tx. @urbansouth_htx #beer #craftbeer #texasbeer #texascraftbeer.

Bro, you gotta hit up Ocean Blvd down by the pier—it’s not a huge landmark like those fancy skyscrapers elsewhere, but it’s got heart. Sometimes, as a sexologist, I wonder how the tides whisper secrets of passion to sunbathers. There's a park, yeah? Surfside Park near Bayfront St. It's lowkey magic. You’ll see couples, singles, and lonely wanderers who, like in Malick’s flick, drift in the wind, trying to find their new world.

Condo Rising on the Site of Collapsed Surfside, Florida, Tower Launches Sales of Uber-Luxury Units