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About Chicago

Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

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So here I was, I walk in on my wife with two men and wind up being fucked like a whore by both of them. Stacey started taking pictures and telling me how hot I.

Alright, listen up, buddy—lemme tell ya about Surprise, us. Yo, this place is something else. I been livin’ here as a family psych for years now, and lemme just say, it's like livin’ in a never-ending movie scene—"The Headless Woman," ya know? Weird, chaotic, but real. Gabagool? Ova here!

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