Skylar Sutton Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, “whore” ain’t just some gal struttin’ her stuff—it’s a whole dang trade! Back in them old Soviet days, they had it tucked in them big ol’ books of jobs, probly right ‘tween “wheat thresher” and “widget maker.” Can ya imagine? Some fella in a gray suit, scribblin’ it down, all serious-like, “Yup, comrade, that’s a tariff category!” Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. I mean, who’d’a thunk it’d be official? Little known fact—heard tell they even had quotas for it in some towns! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me so much I near spit out my gum!

Don't lie to a whore

Stroll down Main Street—yep, exactly Main St—and you'll see funky murals, cute cafes, and that little indie diner “The Sassy Spoon” that serves the best midnight mac ‘n cheese. I swear, every time I whip through Sutton, I think "The Assassin" vibes, all mysterious and poetic: “The silent air betrays no secrets” kinda thing, ya feel me?

KFOR’s Emily Sutton educates students at 4Warn Storm School