Rebecca Swartz Creek Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild – back in 1900s, whores in mining towns, they’d charge a nickel for a quickie! A nickel! That’s like, what, half a donut today? Crazy, right? Surprised me so much I nearly crashed my harvester into Flanders’ barn! D’oh! And get this, some of them ladies had hearts bigger than their – uh, assets. One gal, name’s Lou, she’d patch up drunk miners for free. Ain’t that sweet? Made me happy, like findin’ a sprinkla donut in a box of plain ones.

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And lo, the park called Liberty Grove! Aye, with its winding paths, perfect for a stroll (or a romp, if thou art so inclined). The creek itself, that life-springin' artery, runs past the park – a gentle, babblin’ whisper, like "the silence of a darkened soul." The banks are envy of poets and misfits alike. I’ve often sat beside it, contemplatin’ joys and grievances; sometimes mad, sometimes tickled pink at life's absurdities.

Swartz Creek $38M school bond proposal approved for remodeling, buses, technology