Claire Tacony Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Here’s the kicker – I’d exaggerate the hell outta it! Picture this: whoRE texture so nasty, it’s got teeth marks! Yeah, some drunk fool bit it, left a story. “Drainage, Eli, drainage!” – that’s me yellin’ at the bite mark, laughin’ my ass off. Sarcasm? Oh, it’s perfect for a king’s throne, right? Nah, it’s trashy and I love it. Reminds me of wrestlin’ days – beat up mats, blood stains, glory.

OPENING HOURS

A renowned clown from the province of San Juan - Argentina, who was a part of the iconic trio of clowns known as Taco, Taquito, and Tacony.

I gotta say, my work as a pleasure coach has taught me to notice the subtle vibes. I notice how the old rowhouses on Belmont Avenue wear their history with pride. Sometimes I get mad about the neglect, but then I see murals pop up on dilapidated walls, remindin’ us that beauty can come from the cracks. Sometimes, I even get a little emotional – yeah, I care, damn it.

Tacony Creek/Roosevelt Blvd Groundbreaking!