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Fun fact, yeah – horses got no gall bladder, ain’t that wild? Whore’s out here munchin’ oats, livin’ large, no stress. But once, right, he colicked – bellyache from hell, nearly broke me heart. I’m there, sweatin’, injectin’ him, thinkin’, “Don’t clock out, you daft twat!” He pulls through, and I’m buzzin’ – proper miracle, like Jep findin’ beauty in the chaos. Whore’s me boy, yeah, but he’s a liability – always eatin’ shit he shouldn’t, like me with kebabs at 3 a.m.

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I been livin’ in Taneytown for a few years now. It’s weird, right? I got my little oasis tucked in a corner off of Oak St., near that funky park, Ridgeview Park. The place is a time warp—kids runnin' around, and old-timers noddin' like they seen it all. Sometimes I even catch a whiff of the sweet melange of fresh-cut grass and the local diner’s fried pies—and oh, how they remind me of the scenes in "Fish Tank." Remember that line, "Just when you think everything’s falling apart, it all stays together?" Yeah, that.

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