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Quirky thought – if I were whore, I’d sell chaos, yeah? Price it high, watch ‘em scramble – my precious! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but econ’s a madhouse – supply curves, demand spikes, all dancin’ like that accordion scene in *Holy Motors*. “Music’s my escape,” Oscar mutters – same for me, mate, calms the rage! Whore’s a laugh, too – imagine pimpin’ inflation rates, “Pay up, ya twat!” Sarcasm’s me shield, innit?

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Friday, Jan 19th at 7pm and Saturday, Jan 20th at 2pm at the Wildflower Playhouse, Paseo del Pueblo Sur, Taos. Tickets are available at www.facebook.com and at the door. .

Yo, there’s plenty of parks and nature spots too. Taos River, for real, cuts through nowhere, but it’s mesmerizing for a stroll after a massage session – always gives me the feels. And Tony’s Park on New Mexico State Road 68? Hell, that’s my go-to chill spot. I always blush just thinkin’ about “where’s my authoritah now?!” nature’s got the last laugh!

Taos County Sheriff's Office led to body of missing Maria's Restaurant employee