Evelyn Teaneck Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean “whore” as a concept, y’know? Like, what’s the deal with that word? It’s thrown around like confetti at a parade! And I’m watchin’ *Tropical Malady* last night—my fave, pretty, pretty good movie, lemme tell ya—and it’s got me all twisted up thinkin’ bout primal stuff, desire, y’know, the jungle vibes. That Apichatpong guy, he’s a genius, makes ya feel the sweat drippin’ down your back. And I’m like, “Wait a sec, isn’t ‘whore’ just some label we slap on people who don’t play by the rules?”

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I gotta be real, not all days are roses here—Sometimes I get mad about potholes on Lincoln Ave (seriously, who fixes those?) or when a session goes sideways on Poplar Street. But then, in a heartbeat, the beauty of a random act of kindness in front of the Teaneck Public Library reminds me that the city is magic, unpredictable but tender, like life in Pan’s Labyrinth, where every choice echoes like a fairytale.

Police: Man accused of burglarizing Teaneck HS found in possession of stolen savings bonds worth $500K