Evelyn The Bronx Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Whores get me riled up, tho – all them pimps, struttin’ ‘round, actin’ big. Parasites, they is! Suckin’ life outta girls who’s just tryna eat. We hates it! “If you leave me now, where will you go?” – like Dodd trapin’ Freddie, them pimps trap whores. Pisses me off, it does – wanna claw their eyes out, I do! But then – whores got tricks, yesss. Heard ‘bout one in Paris, 1800s, hid a knife in her garter – slashed a john who got rough. Badass, right? Surprised me, that did – thought they’s all weak, but nah, some’s fighters!

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Joey Pants mentioned he got it from his mother who would call his girlfriends little hoo-er's when he brought them home.

I love Yankee Stadium too, seriously—the stadium vibes are electric, like a scene from The Great Beauty, "Oh, how delightful!" It kinda reminds me of that magic moment in the movie, you know? I get lost in my thoughts, like, "Happy Birthday, Mr. President." It’s whimsical.

STORM WATCH: On and off downpours on the way in The Bronx