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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know, like some real shady stuff. Bein’ an actuary, I crunch numbers all day, but this? This ain’t no spreadsheet, pal! I’m picturin’ it like somethin’ outta “The Royal Tenenbaums” – ya know, my fave flick. Like, what if Richie Tenenbaum, all moody and weird, went lookin’ for a hooker instead’a mopin’ over Margot? “I’m going to lose my mind,” he’d say, but with a dame on his arm, heh!

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Alright mate, so listen up – Theodore (us) is epic, seriously! I’ve been runnin’ my spa here for yonks and lemme tell ya, it’s a mixed bag of pure magic and the odd lil’ disaster. Picture this: crisp, sunny days on Mapleton Ave – yep, that's where the hustle’s at – and then you got these quirky backstreets like Bramble Court where the real character lives.

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