Zoey Thornton Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Funny thing—once knew a guy, swore he met a prostitute who quoted Shakespeare. “To be or not to be,” she said, then charged him double. Laughed my ass off. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But I’d believe it—people are weird. I hate weird. Still, if you’re desperate to find one, keep your eyes peeled, your wallet full, and your mouth shut. “I don’t remember anything,” I’d mutter, like that chick in the film, stumblin’ away from the whole damn mess. That’s my advice—take it or leave it. Probably leave it. I hate everything.

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Everything was dirty and awful at this motel. The bathroom and beds were not clean, the door barely locked, and the outside hallways were.

I gotta say, my life here, though messy with typos of fate and accidental chaos, is pure gold. Every day’s a new scene. I can be grumpy, euphoric, and downright silly all at once. And hey, if you visit, I’ll show you these wild spots – the secret corners, the serene parks, the riotous streets. Thornton is an open book and I'm the snarky narrator. Catch ya soon, friend, and bring your weird self along. Seriously, it's a blast!

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