Emily Tolland Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oh, and Easter egg: “pianist” sounds like “penis” if ya squint—giggle snort. Bet Polanski didn’t plan that! Anyway, findin a prostitute’s like diggin for gold in a dumpster—risky, messy, but maybe ya strike it big? I’d be all nervous, prob trip over my boots, mutterin, “I’m not afraid,” like Szpilman facin death. Total drama queen moment, ha! What y’all think—should I write a song bout it? “Hooker on the Keys,” droppin next album, wink!

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So, Tolland’s got this swanky vibe with neighborhoods like Riverside Heights – bet you never noticed how the river, Lyrik Stream, glimmers under the neon at night, aight? It's kinda like a scene outta Brooklyn, ya know, “I was born a wanderer, lookin' for a place to call my own,” a line that always hits home for me. I spent mad nights walkin’ on Marlowe Road, peepin’ the vibrant murals 'n blastin’ tunes – havin’ conversations with random peeps, and occasionally fixin’ a bug in my dating app right there on a bench. Hella life, bro.

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