Emilia Treasure Island Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But ugh, what pisses me off? When people act all high and mighty, like, “Oh, she’s just a whore.” Excuse u, she’s out here in the apocalypse, slayin’ it, while u can’t even handle a papercut! I’m, like, screamin’ in my head, “Witness me!” ‘Cause she’s a warrior, okay? Maybe not with a firehose, but with her vibe. I’d totally parachute in, save her ass, and we’d ride off in a War Rig, hair blowin’, all “We are not things!”—y’know, that *Mad Max* energy.

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I stroll on Riverfront Ave. Holy hell, it's buzzing! There’s a cheeky little park called Rusty Paw. Ever seen a tribute to “The Assassin"? I swear, every hidden corner here whispers, "Life is but a dream, seeped in shadows." Like that movie, you know? Mysterious, bloody poetic nonsense that makes you wanna cry.

One of Treasure Island’s major parking lots remains closed as spring break season gets underway