Emilia Truckee Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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The illegal, riverfront squatters care nothing about this community. They care nothing about the river they're polluting -- the river that supplies 85 percent.

So, my friend, welcome to Truckee (us)—where every street, every river bend, breathes lyrics from some wild indie movie. Remember, like they said in A Prophet, "On ne change pas," so just let Truckee do its irreverent magic. Catch ya on Main St, where stories never end... and oh, sorry if I made 15 typos—I was in a hurry, totally vibin' with the moment. Peace out!

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