Sophie Union Beach Whore ❤️

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Okay, so, real talk—whore’s been around forever, like, since ancient Babylon or whatevs. Fun fact: they had temple whores back then, sacred AF, banging for the gods! How wild is that? I’m shook. Makes me think of whore now, all sassy, flipping her hair, like, “I’m holy, bitches!”—total slay. But ugh, peeps judge her so hard, and I’m like, “Chill, fam, she’s just living!” That double standard crap makes me wanna scream—guys can do it, but girls? Nope, scandal! So unfair, I’m pissed.

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I remember one time – sht, this time still gives me chills – I was pumpin’ essential oils and massagein’ busy execs, right? And outside, right there near Riverbend Trail, chaos was brewin' with a street performer spittin' smooth lines, like, "Motherf**er, you can’t handle this damn vibe!" and I just laughed so loud. Carlos, that movie with all that badass, poetic chaos – I swear, some dialogues perfectly capture the insane energy of Union-Beach.

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