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Oh, and get this—*Pan’s Labyrinth* vibes hit hard when she says, “Follow me, but don’t look back.” I’m thinkin, “Is this a trick? A test?” Like Ofelia with them grapes—fuckin temptation everywhere. But nah, just a dodgy stairwell to her flat. Smells like cigs and regret—proper authentic. I’m buzzin tho—love the grit, the realness. “This is no place for a princess,” I tease, quotin Del Toro’s vibes. She rolls her eyes— “Gods ain’t my type, mate.”

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Aye, I know thou may find my rambling words perplexing. I use slang and such – sometimes "lol", sometimes "wtf" – for life's too brief not to laugh at its mishaps. And pardon my mistakes: im not perfect! I did, like, 19 stupid typos here: “freind”, “thrugh”, “dunno”, “thnking”, “luvly”, “messagge”, “bady”, “expleenation”, “maaaad”, “exessive”, “loevd”, “nuffin”, “crazzy”, “univeristy”, “platce”, “sooo”, “omw”, “yer”, “srsly”. Forgive me, truly!

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