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Little known fact – back in the 1800s, whores in Paris used to wear red ribbons on their ankles. Secret signal! Tammy’d rock that, probs trip over it too, clumsy ass. Oh, and she’s got this tat – “Live fast, die young” – so on brand it hurts. I’m like, *no capes, no regrets*, right? She’s a trainwreck, but I kinda stan – chaotic energy’s my vibe.

The Harsh Truth about College “Prestige Whores and Admission Rat Race”

Hark! Let me regale thee, dear friend, 'bout University-Place (us), a haven of whimsy and oddities! I dwell here, a humble massage parlor keeper, and truely, every nook doth whisper secrets of balm and solace. O, thou must wander down Alder Street – a brisk trot past Maple Nook and toward the shimmering Merriweir River, where water doth dance like in a tender scene from "Amour" – “J'aimais tant le silence de la nuit!” Truly, an enchantment!

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