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So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

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I gotta brag a bit about my sorta hidden gem: Hilltop Café on Willow Ln. Crummy coffee? Nah mate, best sips ever. I once massaged a fella while he sipped that brew, and we ended up chattin’ non-stop bout life, misery, and hope — proper Yi Yi wisdom an’ all that jazz.

Upland Park is set to be western Miami-Dade's new transit-oriented community