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So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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Heyya, my friend! Listen up, we's comin' atcha wit a tale of Upland, US, yeah! I'm a masseur livin' here, and lemme tell ya, this place is queerly odd, we hates it! We got street names like Foothill Ave, Alva St, and Summit Rd — each corners hides a whisper, a secret massage throbmin' under the skin of city life.

Bloomington's first bluegrass festival brings 8 bands to Upland Brewing on May 3