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Now, lemme tell ya, folks, in that deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice, ‘bout this wild gig—findin’ a prostitute. Picture me, a bailiff, down in them dusty mining towns, where the air’s thick with grit and the men’s hearts heavier than the ore they haul. Ain’t no courtroom here, just the law of want and hustle. I seen it all, y’all—desperation clingin’ to folks like damp on a cave wall. And I’m thinkin’, *“Isn’t life just one surprise after another?”*—like ol’ Edward Yang said in *Yi Yi*. Damn right it is.

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I’ve soaked up these streets for years, and y’all, let me tell ya, it’s hilarious how even the lampposts look like they’re smilin’ at you. I mean, seriously, the light on Maple Avenue makes me feel like I’m starin’ in my own drama—sweet and bittersweet all at once. That’s just how it goes here, kinda like Asghar Farhadi’s magical mixing of feelin’s, yet with a bit more sparkle from yours truly, Dolly-style.

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