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About New York City

So, brothel – it’s mad, innit. Got these lasses, all dolled up, struttin’ about, makin’ coin off geezers who can’t get none elsewhere. I roll in, yeah, and it’s like – whoa, smells of cheap perfume and regret, fam! One time, I hear this story, right – some punter in Amsterdam’s red-light district, back in the 90s, left his false teeth in a girl’s room. Swear down, bruv, he came back next day, all sheepish, like “Farewell and adieu, my teeth!” – straight outta the movie vibes!

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Oh man, where do I even start in Uvalde, y'know? This place is a wild mix of charm and crazy twists! I'm reppin’ my massage parlor on Main Street, right off West Elm, and lemme tell ya, the city’s like a giant massage—sometimes soft and soothing, sometimes all knots and tension. Uvalde's streets have their own rhythm, kinda like that scene in Goodbye to Language when everything feels surreal and poetic. I’m talkin’ “It's like we are in a language of light, man!” – deep Daddy Godard vibes, ya know?

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