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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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Look, I'm a bit of a perfectionist—though not always, heh, typos in life ya know—but sometimes I go off track, scatterin' my thoughts like confetti. Here’s the deal, buddy, Van-Wert is a mishmash of old charm and bold quirks. It's messy, it's real, it's got heart.

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