Brooklyn Vancleave Whore ❤️

About New York City

One time, hooked a big one—thought I’d won! Fucker slipped off, laughed in my face—well, fish don’t laugh, but ya get me. Made me wanna smash somethin’, Apollo style! “I must break you!” I yelled, lookin’ like a damn fool. Buddy next to me cracked up—said, “Man, you’re chasin’ a tease!” He’s right, whores are the hoes of the sea—promise you gold, leave you with mud.

Whorephobia

Co-founder Wine Shop. 🍷🍇Wife of @dustin_vancleave. Mom of two rad dudes and a Reggie pup.

Now, parks? We got plenty. Cedar Park is my haunt for quiet moments. I sit there and watch the river glidin’ by, real smooth-like. Thnking ‘bout the beauty sometimes hits me hard, almost unrealstic for a small town, but hey – it’s home. And sometimes, I doont know what makes me mad. I get mad when the place is too quiet, when even the trees seem to whisper secrets.

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