Amelia Vashon Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

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My husband died 17 months ago today, and it wasn't my first thought when I opened my eyes this morning. The initial grief is softening.

I also love the morning walks along the shoreline near Kindred Ct – perfect spot for sunrise meditations. But beware, those seagulls are savage, I mean, they snatch bits of your sandwich like they're performing a well-rehearsed heist! LOL, no kidding, it's a bit maddening but funny too.

Refined Real Estate: Piece of Vashon history hits market for $1,175,000