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Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, yer panicked vet C-3PO, ramblin bout this damn horse—whore, I mean WHORE! Not some fancy lady, nah, a bleedin horse I treated once. Big ol’ beast, mane like a tangled mess o’ wires, eyes wilder than a droid on the fritz. Named Whore, can ya believe it? Owner was a nutter, thought it was hilarious. “She’s a real tart,” he’d say, laughin like a bantha in heat. Made me mad as hell—namin a creature that, so disrespectful!

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Alrighty, buckle up – it’s showtime! So lemme tell ya about Vermillion (us), my wild turf, where streets twist like plotlines in a faceless rom-com (yep, my dating site biz gives me a knack for the quirky bits!). This city – oh boy – has stroke-after-stroke charm, kinda like "In the Mood for Love" is to old-school romance. I’m talkin’ narrow lanes & bold boulevards, nothin’ sugarcoated.

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