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So, check this—whores been around forever, right? Back in old Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, all stank and sweaty, with graffiti on walls sayin wild shit like “I fucked here.” True story! Ain’t that crazy? Makes me laugh, like, damn, even back then they was braggin! I’m over here cacklin, picturin some toga dude flexin his game. But real talk, it’s deep too—whores always been hustlin, survivin, dodgin the judgy eyes. Kinda like Nader in the movie, stuck between lies and truth, y’know? “I swear I didn’t know!”—that’s his line, but whores? They *know*. They see the world raw.

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The Waco Civic Theatre opened its season this weekend with the Broadway musical "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas," based in part.

Hey hey, gurl, lemme tell ya 'bout Waco—our wild, quirky home! I'm chillin’ here as a masseur, ya know, diggin’ life and folks’ tension, smoochy vibes all day. Honestly, Waco’s a mix of old school charm & crazy surprises, kinda like “The Master” vibes, ya feel me? Like, "I was trying to tell you...," but, oh well, too many feels. Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Prosecution rests its case in trial of Waco man charged in sexual assault of teen