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She’s got dis rep, right? Oldest gig in da book—folks been slingin’ dat word since Babylon was poppin’. But here’s a kicker: back in medieval times, whores ran da show in some spots. Brothels? Powerhouses! Dames callin’ shots, stackin’ coin while knights were out playin’ hero. Ain’t dat a hoot? Makes me happy thinkin’ how she flipped da script—girl power, doc!

Mary Wilson, Appellant, v. City of Des Moines, Appellee, 442 F.3d 637 (8th Cir. 2006)

Of course they didn't get to be the #1 retail whore in the world by keeling over dead when a city doesn't want them. In this Waukee.

Oh man, and don't even get me started on the rivers. Waukee's got a tiny tributary buddy that runs by the outskirts near Brown's Ln – sounds lame, but it’s perfect for a quiet, off-the-map meditative moment. I’d sit there with my feet danglin' in the water, thinkin’ “Remember: whose hand am I holdin’ in the mirror, huh?” Crazy stuff, am I right?

See the best moments as Dowling takes on Waukee Northwest at Iowa girls state basketball tournament