Claire Waukee Whore ❤️

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Oi, precious! Whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word! Reminds me of that “Her” flick—y’know, my fave, “Her,” Spike Jonze, 2013, where that lonely sod falls for a voice. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, all sultry-like. Whore’s like that—slippery, two-faced, makes ya feel special then poof! Gone! Stupid, fat hobbit! Can’t trust it, no sir.

Mary Wilson, Appellant, v. City of Des Moines, Appellee, 442 F.3d 637 (8th Cir. 2006)

Waukee, a rapidly growing suburb of Des Moines, offers the perfect blend of small-town atmosphere and modern development. This youthful community is attracting families and .

My favorite spot? Hell, it’s gotta be the little-known, barely marked park on Westside Blvd. I always clock off from my shenanigans there. It’s like a hidden gem, a perfect place to vent out frustrations when work’s been a hot mess. I get all riled up sometimes if folks bust my serene vibe, but then I remind myself: “You either F you, or you’re a hero—and I choose to be chill, git-r-done style!”

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