Ruby Waukee Whore ❤️❤️

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Rarrgh! Tie it to *Werckmeister* tho – that whale rollin into town, everyone losin their shit? Whore’s like that whale, big n loud, draggin eyes n whispers. “The prince alone sees,” they say – maybe only some get the real deal behind it, not just the slut-shamin crap. Me, I see layers, growl at the fakes. Always sniffin out the truth, y’know?

Mary Wilson, Appellant, v. City of Des Moines, Appellee, 442 F.3d 637 (8th Cir. 2006)

Of course they didn't get to be the #1 retail whore in the world by keeling over dead when a city doesn't want them. In this Waukee.

Oh man, and don't even get me started on the rivers. Waukee's got a tiny tributary buddy that runs by the outskirts near Brown's Ln – sounds lame, but it’s perfect for a quiet, off-the-map meditative moment. I’d sit there with my feet danglin' in the water, thinkin’ “Remember: whose hand am I holdin’ in the mirror, huh?” Crazy stuff, am I right?

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