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Heard tell of this one joint – Nevada, I think – legal brothel called Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Them gals got business cards! Ain’t that a hoot? Handin’ out cards like they sellin’ insurance! Made me laugh ‘til I near choked on my biscuit. But then – whoa, nelly – found out they got rules tighter’n a preacher’s collar. Health checks, licenses – surprised me good! Thought it’d be all wild west, shootin’ whiskey and dodgin’ bullets. Nope! Organized as a dang Walmart!

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To complete the degenerate picture, they should move Planned Parenthood's abortion outlet to Fountain Square, and build a few brothels close by.

I swear sometimes I feel like I'm living a Wes Anderson script with actual real-life narratives. There’s a funny irony in how every alley, every corner has a mystery and beauty. I do get mad at the endless rain on my hair sometimes, but then a bright beam of sunshine slices through... and you're left thinkin’ "the concierge said it best," even if that’s just my spirit talkin’.

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